sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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sporaqic:

one way ticket through the atmosphere

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nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

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