gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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Yeah, me.

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a-giant-bug:

I think Spotify just threatened to kill me

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You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.

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